Step 1. Make sure you're wearing these.
Step 2. Remove them.
Step 3. Take careful aim and launch them at the stage.
It seems everywhere you look, people are in the market for a new arse. Never happy with what the Good Lord saw fit to provide them, the world is clamouring for improved derrieres. Crossfit, diets and mindless, self-inflicted torture be damned! Allow the proto-proctologists of SUBVERS to rip you a new one! All you need is a beer in your hand and a favourable spot on the dancefloor tomorrow night at Mercury! But wait! That's not all! If you order now, we'll throw in "An Incredible Performance For Your Pleasure" and "The Best, Most Awesome Goth Rock Ever Made"! Call 1-800-782-8377 right now! Or maybe webticket. Ja, try webticket...
Yes folks, yet another reminder of The Show Of The Year! Tomorrow night SUBVERS has, along with good friends Terminatryx, the honour of opening for legendary South African goth band The Awakening, as they finish up the Anthology XV Tour in the Motherless City. And since we're the first act on, and can therefore enjoy both the following acts and a nice refreshing beverage, you had better be there on time.
Doors open 9pm.
SUBVERS starts off the evening's proceedings at 9:30!
Don't be that guy who walks in as the final strains of our brilliant set die away and then harasses everyone, trying to find out what sonic majesty you just missed, as everyone returns - drooling and in post coital bliss - to the bar.
Anybody up for a tantalizing little taster?
SUBVERS - Flatline
Terminatryx - Shadow
The Awakening - Carnival Of Souls
Clicky, clicky, eargasms!
NGDG: If the drunk douche from Unit 19 knocks at my door again I will stab him in the face with that really sharp but cheap Chinese knife held together with electrical tape. And I'm putting this here so I don't actually go through with it. And as a reminder that I really should get some new kitchen knives.
Spread The Love. Chuck Them Knickers!
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