Tuesday, December 10, 2013

PROJECTILE PANTIES



Much like the insults and boos flung in the direction of Zuma, it is THAT time again!
The time to divest yourself of your saucy undergarments and fling them onto a stage in an uncontrollable fit of hormonal lust and in-the-moment insanity. Scream if you like...

Yup. It is here! Bigger than the World Cup and without all that unnecessary and undignified falling about. Tomorrow night the likely lads of SUBVERS will give you a show the likes of which you haven't seen in a long time - if ever. I must cut myself short here. Before I get too carried away with shameless self promotion and miss the point of today's post. And that point is just BE THERE.

If you miss out, you can't go back. You will forever be that guy that couldn't make it and regrets it for the rest of his miserable life. Don't give your friends ammunition to gloat. You know the very quality of your future existence depends on it. Don't be foolish. Don't be lazy. Don't leave your happiness to chance. Don't resign yourself to a life of regret. This is your chance to be part of history.

So do yourself a favour. Go out and buy yourself something nice to wear. Spoil yourself this festive season. Take your time. Doll yourself up for the most important night out of the year. Make sure you have enough money for the bar. Remember to pack in clean underwear. And treat yourself to a bit of SUBVERS...

Here's a little taster. Our online demo 'Flatline'. Enjoy...

NGDG: Thailand's prime minister is called Yingluck. Reminds me of Nigeria's Goodluck, or our own - Shitouttaluck.

Spread The Love. Fling The Knickers.




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