LOLLYGAGGING and TEABAGGING

* Disclaimer - the following musings are strictly meant as an educational narrative and are not meant to convey any offence. Like when I ask yo momma to do these things...

So. LOLLYGAGGING and TEABAGGING.

Neither of these represent what they appear to upon first impressions.

You can well imagine my utter despair and disappointment when I found out that "lollygagging" was in fact not a clever educational aid used to teach girls to deepthroat after a visit to the dentist.

Apparently it means "to dawdle or putter aimlessly"...

Luckily the flip side of the coin is true for "teabagging". It has nothing to do with the insertion of an actual teabag into piping hot water... repeatedly. Rather it refers to the obvious similarity in action when one "dunks" one's "junks" into the gaping maw of someone that up until recently I would have believed to be an astute student in the ways of "lollygagging".

Which brings up the following conundrum...

Which way around would one "teabag" one's lucky recipient? This can be argued both ways. For the sake of this missive, let's assume it is done whilst the young lady is on her back and not on her knees (which is also a possibility).

Is it better to "teabag" someone whilst the remainder of their torso is in front or behind you? Does one want to look them in the eye? Or does one want to inspect the elongated curves of their lithe bodies?

The answer of course, dear reader, is that the decision is not yours. It is entirely up to the young lady facilitating this most wonderful of experiences - if she wants a penis on her forehead or an eyeful of chocolate starfish. You should just be thankful she is willing to do what she is doing.

On that cheerful note, I will leave you to ponder the intricacies of this most delicate art form.

Spread the love. Gag the lolly.