Shirt, not biscuits. Soggy biscuits is something entirely different. Look it up - I dare you.
Oh what a tangled web we weave. Just in general. You don't even have to be particularly deceitful or anything. Just take a look at the shitty state of everything around you...
It seems EMI, the world renowned record company, and one of the "big 4" majors, is being bought by the Russian. Someone should inform them that the Cold War is over and that the catchy ethereal-pop act Enigma is not the famous encryption device from WWII.
What would you rather be doing right this minute? Hand DOWN, DrHellCuz! This is a family programme...
I - among a lot of other things - would love to be standing around a braai, quaffing beer after ice cold beer, surrounded by mates, watching the cricket and generally not having a care in the world. Days like today make it worse as we are so close to idyllic paradise here in the Mother City, that it's actually unfair on us. I can SEE the ocean from my office. Having a view is sometimes cruel and counterproductive.
As opposed to having a viewpoint. I have many.
But let's leave my opinion of life, love and everything else alone for today, and enjoy the sunshine, cold beer and cricket. Can you guess who is a mere hour from leaving work? Huh?
NGDG: "I just narrowly escaped arrst by begging the officer for a fine instead. How's your morning?"
Spread The Love. Love The Spread.