Friday, June 21, 2013

PARDON ME, DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?

Melinda forgot to take evasive action at her first rainbow party...

Not today, my good man. Today I'm feeling saucy! Schwing!

Last night's soup kitchen outing with Tarty Farty Tequila Party was once again a resounding success. We met at the Wild Fig (the scene of the Big Flap of 2013) and were treated to a variety of soups in front of the roaring restaurant fire - perfect winter evening warmth and enjoyment. The fact that I was washing it down with ice cold Amstel didn't even register...

And speaking of being irreverent... Because it's Friday and all...
We're busy sorting out the stupid PC of a colleague of mine. It's proving to be painful. I hate the fucking things. So I look around on the net out of a sudden acute case of "Oh shit! Best I try and make myself as inconspicuous as possible", I happen upon this little gem...

Ladies and gentlereaders, I give you Canada's latest attempt at world domination: The Pluk Party. That's like, real life Ken Park shit. I really missed out in my youth. First "rainbow parties" and now this. Fuck. We only had spin-the-bottle... What's next? Your kids will probably have plug'n'play tug'n'spray apps on their smartphones. It's all getting scarily Sandra Bullock mind fucking Sly, isn't it?

Anyway, that's me. I'm spent. I don't want to be here and I can feel it. At least The Hot Girlfriend is over her unfortunate bout of "exams" and Princess Pants is coming to visit. And I'm off to play football in this ghastly weather. And then to eat out with the Father for his birthday. Life, eh? The cherry on the cake, however, is the gig tomorrow night at ROAR. Come and make sure we get rid of Wildernessking for good (and say hi to Princess Pants and the rest of the Get Along Gang) by joining me at this event. Bring earplugs. It's gonna get loud...

...mainly because my Brother-In-Awe is going to be there and he knows where the bar is. Tarty also promised...

NGDG: Discovery Health AGM. Seven hours and no food. Let's kill all the members because suicide, boredom and starvation aren't PMBs that we're legally obliged to reimburse.

Spread The Love. Organise A Rainbow Party For ALL Your Friends.

2 comments:

  1. And a good Tart never breaks a promise. *runs off to shops to buy earplugs*

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