If you thought yesterdays pic was hot, you'd be right.
But this one is COOL.
I totally stole this idea from Tarty Farty Tequila Party. She started this last week with a revealing expose on the Weekend Wizzard. I'll have to stick to people she doesn't know then, won't I?
I give you then, The Meyer Of Awesomeville.
The Meyer of Awesomeville is literally the tactile embodiment of "cool" on our little mortal plane. It is physically and metaphysically impossible to stuff one single more iota of cool in a human being. That's not to say that he is a human. No one can be that cool and still be a slave to the strict limitations of physical parameters. He has the coolest everything as well. He has the coolest wife, the coolest car, the coolest friends, the coolest job and was in the coolest band. He is so cool he purposely does uncool things thereby making them cool.
And now ladies and gentlemen, he has gone and achieved the impossible. He has bent the laws of the known universe and actually expanded his own cool. Barney Stintson sits quietly in a corner and weeps in despairing surrender. Chuck Norris round house kicks himself in the nuts and becomes a nun (A phenomenon known as "NunChucks".)
The Meyer Of Awesomeville has just gone and bought himself a Harley Davidson. I mean, can you imagine! Women around the world look at their suddenly inadequate lovers and die inside knowing that they will never experience the awesome coolness. Men stand in queues outside their local Harley dealership hoping to emulate him, but all in vain. Those that are rejected by their bank managers go in search of a sturdy length of rope...
Thank you for reading. Since we're on the subject of motorcycles, I'd like to bring your attention to the wonderful initiative that is Think Bike. It aims at raising awareness of the 2 wheeled road users and to promote bikes and scooters as a more fuel efficient form of transport. They educate and push for better, safer and more responsible riding and driving. Please go and check out their website, they do sterling work making our experience on our roads a better one for everyone. Now if only they could pass the "modesty clause" for casual Sunday morning public dining among the self propelled 2 wheelers.
And on all things bike related, since we're here, The Bike Haus is where you want to go for any repairs or improvements to your metal steed. Everything from having your "pipes cleaned", your "carburetor overhauled" or simply having tassels glued to your handlebars, this is the place to go. You can even have a racing conversion done to a scooter!
Oh yes, and lest I forget, tonight the irrepressible Team Burger King will attempt to finally break their podium hoodoo by emerging victorious at LMG Pub Quiz. Sydney, you had better make sure there are enough kegs of Black Label Draught - I have my own personal battles to fight. So Tarty Farty Tequila Party, TDB, The Swedish Meatball, Sheik Yerbouti and Brother-In-Awe, let's moer those other teams. It's fucking OUR time!
NGDG: "I've taped a magnet to my finger. There is a logic here."
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