Another conundrum presents itself - just in time for a weekend's worth of worthless speculation. See above. It's surprising how, er... anal people can be about this...
I count myself as one such individual, but then everyone who knows me will very quickly point out that I'm excessively full of shit. Wow! The hits just keep on coming! I have often found the loo roll the wrong way around (I'm not telling which way is correct) and simply changed it - as opposed to vehemently berating the offender. Kinda just happy I don't have to do the toxic waltz over to the bathroom cabinet had I gone about my "reading" before checking if there was enough soft-strong-and extra-long, you know...
This is of course not the only great debate when it comes to toilet paper. Arguments rage on and on about 1 vs 2 ply, the general 'softness index' and whether it is more humane to wipe your arse on puppies or roses. Puppies are the choice of the most discerning bottom wiper, it has been established, by the way.
Not to mention the hotly contested issue of whether it is proper bathroom etiquette to finish the chapter even if your butt's gone to sleep. We'll discuss this another time.
Charming subject matter, I hear you mutter, shaking your head in faux-disgust. Not so...
It is after all IRREVERENT FRIDAY! Time to take a dump on the week, wipe your lavender scented arse on what's left of Friday, get out of the bog of the real world and go and enjoy your life!
Spread the love. Then use 2ply with puppy print if you're unlucky enough not to have a 'list girl'...
It really bothers me that now men are faffing over which way the loo roll goes. Men used to just be grateful there was loo roll... Men .. they becoming worse than women...
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