Tuesday, July 17, 2012


Now that I have your attention...

We COULD discuss sexual fantasies, you know. The ones that you wouldn't dare discuss in front of your mom. The kind that you'd even be uncomfortable discussing in front of your partner. But come on admit it, everyone has some secret, sordid desire that is so unspeakably vile and deliciously debauched that they themselves dare not even try it. Except DrHellCuz. And Byron. Not that they have any willing AND conscious partners...

Actually I meant to start having a go at people who are into the sort of fantasy that involves creatures like dragons, fairies, vampires, werewolves and the like. But then I realised two very important things.
  1. I enjoy the odd TV series based on those very things, along with a spot of Pratchett, and
  2. most of the people I know are into those things, so I'll probably get moered.

Anyway, the thing that pisses me off is when seemingly intelligent people start actually believing this fantastical rubbish. And locking themselves away from reality in ever increasing levels of delusion. Ah yes, that's what I wanted to get at. Gamers. It's an awesome day outside. Don't you think an outdoor activity would do you good? Your arms and legs are going to atrophy like the humans in Wall-E. And you'll be forced to perambulate around on your overdeveloped thumbs.

Do you want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

I just wrote the heading and went for it, 'ramble on' as they say. Hopefully a modicum of sense and/or truth has revealed itself. Maybe I should be drunk when I blog. Apparently the entertainment value is increased dramatically. Which, incidentally, is the only reason I drink. For you. My friends. For whom I care so much.

LordDoom just sent me the pic you can by now no doubt see at the top of this here page, so I'm going to conveniently slump back into the sexual side of today's topic and discuss something that I have recently discovered. That's not to say it hasn't been around for donkey's years, just that I am rather slow on the uptake.

Japanese.   Tentacle.   Porn.

You heard me. Isn't that just the most radical concept in the entire universe? Giving words like "octopus" and "sushi" a new lease of life. I fucking LOVE it. And for good measure I will now introduce you to the best song to listen to whilst investigating this phenomenon. (You're gonna LOVE this...)

Can YOU see the connection between tentacle porn and the fishy fantasy right at the top?

Anyway, this afternoon I resume my running regime - a little something I do to stave off the eroding effects of time and something I haven't done in a while because of the inclement weather.

NGDG: "I've just bought my first pair of Converse All Stars ever today. Let's see what the fuss is about."

Spread The Love. With Chop Sticks.

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